Ceri's Guide to Dumb Xmas Gifts Have you ever thought to yourself, what is the stupidest Xmas gift I could buy? Well, if you have, here's a few ideas.  Christina Aguilera Bubble Gum CD's
Each CD includes a different Christina Aguilera cover, 2 FREE collectable stickers, and a piece of mouth-watering bubble gum as BIG as a full-sized CD. Each one of these has a different album cover. And, on the inside, are 2 free collectable stickers!!!! and that's not all!!!! In each one, there is a piece of Bubblegum THE SIZE OF A FULL SIZED CD!!!!! I declare this the stupidest music related gift I have ever seen in my whole life.
The Singing Sea Animals
Now these are just plain ridiculous, you might have seen them on Tv or somewhere esle, but they're all over the place at the moment. There are 3 different types to choose from, 'The Singing Cat Fish', 'Travis Trout' and 'The Singing Lobster', and they are all as stupid as each other. Let's take a look...
 The Singing Catfish
This 'talking' Catfish say's a load of one liners as soon as you walk past it, it's phrases include: - 'What are you looking at?'
- 'You can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish'
- 'Never heard of catch and release?'
...Plus many, many more. Mounted on a wall plaque this fish starts to sing the 'Blues'' classic `Bad to the Bone' and flaps his tail to the music. Requires 4 x AA batteries (not included).
 Travis Trout
This one sings! You can get Travis to sing by either walking past him, or pressing a button. Travis keeps the beat with his tail whilst singing the 'popular' tunes, 'Do Wah Diddy' and 'Rock the Boat'. Requires 4x AA batteries (not included).
 Singing Lobster
Quite why this one's more expensive than the others, I don't know, he sings 2 songs, and flaps his tail around to the beat. It's a great gift that may liven up your dull parties.
 The Sarcastic 8-Ball
Wanna know your future? The Sarcastic Ball will tell you -- maybe. But it may also insult you, mock you, or dismiss you altogether. Don't like it? Tough. That's what you get for peering into the unknown. The Sarcastic Ball is like the Magic 8 Ball on a bad hair day. Ask it a question -- turn it upside down -- and an answer will miraculously appear in the black window. For example, we just asked it, "Will Stupid.com ever make a profit?" and The Sarcastic Ball answered, "Yeah, and I'm the Pope". "Should I buy one?" you ask. The Sarcastic Ball replies, "Ask me if I care."  Glow in the Dark Sheep
- Price
- £3.50 - From
- www.thegadgetshop.com They're sheep...they glow.....that's about it. Nevertheless, these are really cool.
-Ceri
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