Meet The Team...Mr. Leisure

Name:

Birthday:

Hair:

Eyes:

Sex:

Best nickname:

mark smith

11th April

purple

hazel

male

S******d

Interests/hobbies/specialist skills:

rare breed farmer/filmmaking, fly-fishing/infrared vision, extending tongue, can fly in the presence of happy thoughts

What did you want to be when you were 5?

Womaniser

What's your greatest achievement?

winning a pound on a scratchcard: a metaphor for life.

Who's your hero?

paul daniels

What did you do on millennium night?

watched Titanic 3 times

Who would play you in a film of your life?

bobba fett

What's on yer walkman?

tv themes of the '70's and 80's

Happiness is...?

working for pupiline.net?!?

In word how would your best friend describe you?

n/a

What's the best meal you can cook?

lemon soup

Party animal or boring twit?

i rock...

What's your best feature?

rampant wit

Apart from yourself, who would you most like to be?

my clone

Best (worst) accident you've had?

fell out of a hotair balloon

Worst job you've had?

playing the oboe for LSO

Favourite food?

beef jerky

Favourite drink?

babysham

Favourite song?

streets of london - ralph mctell

Favourite film?

titanic

Favourite colour?

brown

Favourite crisps?

prawn cocktail

Favourite chocolate?

chunky milkybar!!!!

Favourite time of year

3:30 pm on wednesdays

Favourite place?

somewhere safe & warm where the wolves cant get me

Favourite 80's tv show?

Scooby-doo

Favourite subject @ school?

playing truant

Favourite member of a boy/girl band?

rick astley

Favourite actor?

dot cotton

Use 5 words to describe yourself...

mmmm.... that tastes like chicken